College Humor stalker

watch out college humor… someone is trying to find out where you are. Ricky had better hope this person doesn’t capture and torture me to get me to disclose the whereabouts of the CH office.

Is it sad…

… that I may very well be reduced to this quite soon? I am very poor and just added up all my student loans, and things are not looking up. I want to bartend but for some reason offers on craigslist are scant right now.