Another drop in the bucket towards figuring out guys

Something I’ve been trying to figure out for a while: guys who profess to like girls who wear hats.  Steve is one of these people.  This confuses me because I pretty much only wear a hat when I haven’t washed my hair recently enough to look like a functioning member of society.  I wear hats when I am dirty and don’t want anyone to look at me, and I would never wear a hat when I am fresh and clean as a daisy, unless I were going to a baseball game, and I would venture that most girls that wear hats are the same way.  That said, it is baffling that in this state, I would appear more attractive to a guy with a hat fetish.  It doesn’t make sense, right?

I figured it out though.  Guys don’t like when girls wear hats.  They have it wrong.  Putting a hat on some busted twat would not make her any more attractive to “hat” guys.  What these guys do like is girls who wear hats and still look hot IN SPITE OF the hat, or more broadly, can dress, and feel like crap but still be attractive.  Watch out, boys, I’m hot on your tail.