CollegeHumor all-nighter

The short story here is that I just stayed up all night with the Editorial and CHTV staff making Hardly Workings. It was awesome, and so much fun. I made appearances in a good few, but one stands out to me. I would not venture that it’s the funniest or most poignant, but it definitely holds a special place in my heart. It is the video in which Susanna and I mastermind the greatest shaming ever. Mostly it holds this special place because it means by extension that, within the Hardly Working canon, Susanna and I have handled all the male genitalia in this video. I won’t say who handled who, though. Ok I give up– Susanna did Jake.

One of the most interesting parts that I hope can be repeated on more limited levels was the live video chat. You should be sorry if you missed it, because it was awesome. With regards to all of the comments that my rack has generated, I am never wearing that shirt again. Ever. Seriously, I burned it like 2 seconds ago. If I ever hear a slang term for breasts again it will be too soon, and also, I may have a seizure.

Now I’m in this strange zen state of “I could easily go on not sleeping until the appropriate time tonight, but if I decided I wanted to sleep right now I’d be asleep before I was finished making the decision.” Weird? You bet it is!

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if you can read that, you can read my new article!!

Semester Abroad Minifeed: China

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Tumblr, and summer plans

Everyone is switching to Tumblr now.   I almost want to switch there too, since here I only have approximately 2, maybe 3, regular readers (sad), whereas if I switched fellow tumblefriends could follow me.  What keeps me from switching is the possibility that even if I did switch, still no one would read, and that would be tragic.

Is it summer yet?

Here are my plans, more or less finalized now:  I am going to stick around New York City and teach these urbanites how we throw down in Albany, which will confuse them, because we aren’t in Albany.  This is pending an acquisition of Columbia housing, but that doesn’t worry me too much.  In said city, I will continue to College Humor intern and be in the background of some Hardly Working videos.  

Nextly, I will moonlight as a Columbia Bartending Agency bartender, and make bank.  The best part: you can hire me for only $22 per hour for a minimum of four hours!!  I am very good company, and mix a mean goose and cran, so start scrimping your pennies.